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Start the Banana Audit

Start the Banana Audit

Start the Banana Audit

Start the Banana Audit

The Lab
Where Systems Meet Strategy.

The Lab
Where Systems Meet Strategy.

We don’t guess. We analyze your infrastructure across five critical pillars to identify your "Old School Tax".

We don’t guess. We analyze your infrastructure
across five critical pillars to identify your
"Old School Tax".

Digital Visibility (SEO)

  • If your business isn't on the first page of Google,

    you don't exist in 2026.
    We audit your "search-ability" to ensure

    you are the authority in your postal code.

NFC Connectivity (The Edge)

  • Description: We evaluate how you bridge the physical and digital worlds.

  • Every Nerdy Monkey card is a gateway to your automated empire, removing the friction of paper business cards.

Elite Branding (Status)

We assess if your brand commands respect or looks like a hobby.

Consistency across all touchpoints is the difference between

a "hustle" and a "system".

Mobile Friction (Speed)

  • Most of your clients arrive via an NFC tap.

    If your site isn't "Monkey-Fast" and perfectly responsive

    on a smartphone, you are losing leads to frustration.

Lead Automation (The Glue)

  • Description: Answering every WhatsApp and call manually is a liability.

    We look for the "Digital Central Nervous System" that captures, tracks,

  • and nurtures leads while you sleep.